Runs with Poop

October 26, 2011 at 11:34 am

The Book

Chapters 1 through 18 of the new book are done. Donzo. 

I’ve been writing every day until ten at night, when my brain cannot possibly fit in any more details about whose eyes are what color and who is married to what and why is that there, that should be over here, OH MY GOD NO ONE WILL READ THIS because I am dead. I will never write about this many characters ever again. I love the idea of writing about a big family and I still have flashes, like yesterday when I finished a big dinner table scene, where it brings me joy but for the most part, I’m tired of complicated, inter-threading plot lines and overlapping intentions and subtext and motivations.

The Dog

Because my schedule is largely my own these days, a friend encouraged me to keep exercising. I explained that running outside was difficult because I have a lethargic dog in my hands and unless I toss some resistance bands around him, his pulling and dragging will ensure I never break a 15 minute mile. Her suggestion: walk him and then go running- look, I know I have a little more leeway with time here but who can do that? Who? I can’t even bear the thought of buying an apple corer because it only does one thing- am I really going to cover the same distance twice when I can do it in one?

So no. I run with the dog. I drag the dog for half of it. And then he poops and I have to carry it and run, in my fist, for at least half the way. That’s a metaphor for something I’m sure.


Entry filed under: My Books, Random Bits, The New Book.

For My Girls Where is Nia Long?

About This Lady

I am a writer who has lived in DC, Los Angeles and Chicago. In the morning, I write novels. During the day, I write ads, brochures, websites and blogs. At night, I don't do any writing because that's too much writing.

Trying to be Auntie Mame but right now I feel more like Liz Lemon in execution. It's a process, people.

I have a food/fiction blog called Some Kitchen Stories.


  • RT @Jessica_StClair: Well, now I’m crying. @fuggirls thank you for writing such a touching and true post about best friendship...we love yo… 2 days ago
  • At this point I feel like the FBI should just start tracking sexual predators by whether or not they own a robe. 2 days ago
  • “I swear to God, if I find out Frank Oz has had his hands anywhere except in a muppet, I’m going to be pissed.” - my brother 2 days ago
  • "My hope is that a six-month sabbatical will give me the opportunity to start taking better care of myself, to rech…… 3 days ago
  • This is fucking heartless & heartbreaking. // When Unpaid Student Loan Bills Mean You Can No Longer Work 3 days ago

My Brother is Awesome

Set an Example

%d bloggers like this: