As I barrel head-first into my 29th year on the planet, I’ve had time to reflect on some things. BEHOLD- ways I’m becoming a grown up.
1) As of October 9th, not only will I have Internet AND cable BUT a HOME PHONE. Like your mother has! You can call me on it and everything (but seriously, don’t call me, ok?)
2) I now am writing regularly. Every day. Clearly, I’m still in the honeymoon stages but it feels so nice to make writing my first priority.
3) I joined a gym. See above note about honeymoon stages.
4) Yesterday, I lost a pair of jeans to a tear and I did not do any of the following- a) try to patch the hole myself. b) wear them anyway and hope no one notices. c) fly to New York and purposefully wear them around my mother, prompting a panic attack that I am slowly morphing into Cosette from Les Mis and drive me directly to The Gap to buy a new pair. Nope. I threw them away. And now I don’t own any pants. (Growing up is a PROCESS, people.)
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