Poor Timing That
Laudable: My decision, two months before I move to a cheaper apartment, to clean out my apartment of things I don’t need and send them to Goodwill. “Things I don’t need” is putting it lightly. Let’s just say that last Sunday there was more than one instance of my holding up an item and swearing over it, wondering a) how it got into my house and b) why am I still living with it?
Regrettable: Seeing Toy Story 3 before the giveaway was complete. Look at this stuffed frog, the way he stares at me with such devotion. Does he let out a deep, rumbling sigh whenever I get up from my desk to use the bathroom? Is he singing “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” in a Spanish accent right now? Is he remembering our first day together, when my mom left him on my chair at the kitchen table when I was in high school, trying to pick me up on a bad day in a sea of bad days? MY GOD FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT I’M ABOUT TO DO.
Sigh. Giving away my Reba Season 1 DVD set was so much easier…