Thank You CBS
Thanks for greenlighting the new CBS pilot Mike and Molly.
First and foremost, you were brilliant enough to realize that Melissa McCarthy is one of the funniest television actors on the planet. Then, you recognized that I am still personally devastated by Samantha Who’s cancellation and stepped up to fill that void in my soul. It’s like television killed my dog and then gave me a kitten with one eye to make me feel better.
Most importantly, however, thank you for resisting the typical urge of studio heads to take a show that centers around people who are overweight and not calling the show something derogatory and subtly nasty, or something that sounds cute but is actually just one more dig about being larger than a size four. Titles like The Biggest Loser. Or Less Than Perfect. I appreciate you biting your lip and not suddenly shouting out in the development meeting, “Let’s call it Fatty Like Cake!” Everyone laughs and nods appreciatively. “It’s so good of us to put on a show like this. With REGULAR PEOPLE.”
Anyway. Hopefully the show will be good. Hopefully, under James Burrows’ gentle, Emmy-winning hands, it will be a show about two human beings and not a 30 minute version of Monica’s fat-suit dance.
PS. To ABC Family- Thank you so much for creating a show about teenagers at “fat camp.” But not sure how I feel about you calling it Huge. Seems like that was just a little too easy. Then again, since you cancelled 10 Things I Hate About You, I’ve been calling you Suck so I guess we’re even.